- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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