rocky is here again.......................

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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willam dafoe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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