How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

who is awesome? no one...

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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