- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Once upon a time, The end.

men's rights activists

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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