- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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