Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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