- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

No soup for you!

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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