- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

There's a god, just kidding.

Women's Rights

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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