What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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