Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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The child was fired from his job.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Lindsay Lohan

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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