alert("Hello");

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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