- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

salad days!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

your face

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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