- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Hello

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

The NBA and womens sports

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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