- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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