- Anti Joke

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

No it doesnt..

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT