- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Women's rights.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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