- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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