- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wael.. nuff said

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Women's rights.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Sarah Palin.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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