Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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