- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

I have a horse.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt