- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

class is canceled. My professor died.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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