Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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women's rights

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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