- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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