WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Hello

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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