- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Knock knock. Who's there?

I hate blackniggers

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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