- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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