One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Womens rights.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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your mom is so fat.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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