A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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