- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

im telling maguire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

su algato es en fuego

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

mental kid

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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