How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Gus's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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