A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Ready for something funny? nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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