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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

THE GAME

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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