Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A Serbian Film

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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