- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Dumbledore dies.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Good job, son.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Neil is a reterd.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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