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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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