What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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retard

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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