- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's funnier than 24? 25

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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