- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

su algato es en fuego

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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