- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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