- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

i have read and agree to the terms of service

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

haha Otarts was here

Knock, Knock Who's There

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Robin, get in the car, please.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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