What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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