- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers