Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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How's the weather? Good.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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