- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Trump will make America great again.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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