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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.