- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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