- Anti Joke

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your mom went to college

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.