What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

cats are pussies

Drew Knowles is gay

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

whats up and also down? your mum

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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