- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Your mom went to college

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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