- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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