- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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