- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

hey hey apple

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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