So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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