Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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