- Anti Joke

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

My mum is called Steve

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile