A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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