- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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