- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the old man say? Im old

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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