- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what to call someone thats gay zak

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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