- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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