why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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