- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

chinga tue madre Ryan

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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