- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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