- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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