- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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