- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

they're dead. idiot.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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