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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Gus's mom

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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