Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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