- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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