What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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This is not funny.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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