what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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