how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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