What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Anti Joke

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