- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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