What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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