Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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JUST KIDDING^

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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su algato es en fuego

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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