- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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