whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What's worse than this That :(

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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