- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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