Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Good job, son.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Dumbledore dies.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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