WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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