What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why didn't he finish his

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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