- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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