- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Want to hear a joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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