- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Invisible Children Foundation.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

This is funny.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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