- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Immigration Laws

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man penetrates another man.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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