Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

The GOV and the WHO?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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