Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

rent a cops

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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