What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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ecks! why zee?

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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don't read this

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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XD Jackass.

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Anti Joke

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