Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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