- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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