- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

your face

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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