- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

It's likely that very few people will read this.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

why did matt die? He had cancer

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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