Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

France had one revolution

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Anti Joke

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