- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

angelo snyder is not ga

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A muslim paints Mohammed

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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