- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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