What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti Joke

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