In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Balls

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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