A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Justin Bieber

Turkeys are obese

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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