- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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