What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Pickles are moist.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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purple pickles

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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