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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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