- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Liverpool City Football Club

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??