- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Neither did she.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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