What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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