- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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