- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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