Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Bark I'm a tree

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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