- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

all the kids had fun

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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