- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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