Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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no rasist joks

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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