A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

women's rights

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a duck?

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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