- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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