- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I literally died laughing

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

This is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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