What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Mogok Papiti.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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