The Qur'an

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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