- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

NEVER

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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