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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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