Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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matt is fat

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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