a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Sixty... eight

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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